Things in the realms have been tense as of late. As I lounged at Phil's Bar drinking some tea I saw scrawled all about the walls, "Death to Gaurdians!!!"
This was the second sign. The first one I had heard about was placed in the Westbridge Market Square and was destroyed by a fellow clansman.
Finding this destructive piece of litter at Phil's Bar was a bit upsetting. Not just because Guardians was misspelled, but because this person used property owned by a citizen to attempt to spread insane rhetoric.
Robledo entered the tavern where I was relaxing, and saw the sign. He did not appreciate the bold rudeness, so he decided to change what was written... I knew that he would. Rob has never been the type to allow someone to attack our clan without some sort of action.
After he changed the sign. I got up to leave and made the walk back to the clanhall...
As I wandered back to the hall, I stopped in the Square to greet the passersby, when I saw an airship pause and drop a large sign over the side.
A pixie came to stand at the edge of the ship and raised a bullhorn. I could not believe my eyes, I was thinking maybe someone slipped a little icewine into my ginger root tea, but no there really was a pixie with a bullhorn standing on an airship.
She yelled into the bullhorn, "HEY GUARDIANS!" then let her sign roll out over the side. It said:
"Dear Crimson Guardians, Now that i have your full and undevided
atention this is my formal application to join your wounderfull
family. I honestly do not wish you any harm to you (unless this
application is denyed). Sorry for all the slander but i felt you hide
to much and i wanted things done NOW! As a Guardian i will serve and
protect all those whom aren't trying to do ebil things. You have to
admit its time for a change within the Guardians and i am sutch a
change. I can bring wounderfull things into the family if assepted or
pure chaos if not at least a mild headaick if i am declind. I await
your answer. "
I blinked in amazement and made my way back to the hall to talk with the family...
Posted by Taryn at November 7, 2004 11:25 AM