Many were furious that Sue the pixie that had posted all of the signs would first suggest, "Death to Guardians" then turn around and say that it was a gag to gain our attention and apply to the clan!?
I say that is one mixed up pixie. Well we (the group of us that were in the hall that evening) decided that since a response was requested that we should answer the request for consideration from Sue.
It was discussed amongst ourselves and I was given the duty to inform Sue that her "application" had been denied. This decision was agreed upon by all present.
Her reasoning for the actions taken at the time were still a bit sketchy at best, but all in all, one thing is clear and that is we will not be intimidated into accepting someone's application just because they feel we are not showy enough for them...
Things in the realms have been tense as of late. As I lounged at Phil's Bar drinking some tea I saw scrawled all about the walls, "Death to Gaurdians!!!"
This was the second sign. The first one I had heard about was placed in the Westbridge Market Square and was destroyed by a fellow clansman.
Finding this destructive piece of litter at Phil's Bar was a bit upsetting. Not just because Guardians was misspelled, but because this person used property owned by a citizen to attempt to spread insane rhetoric.
Robledo entered the tavern where I was relaxing, and saw the sign. He did not appreciate the bold rudeness, so he decided to change what was written... I knew that he would. Rob has never been the type to allow someone to attack our clan without some sort of action.
After he changed the sign. I got up to leave and made the walk back to the clanhall...
As I wandered back to the hall, I stopped in the Square to greet the passersby, when I saw an airship pause and drop a large sign over the side.
A pixie came to stand at the edge of the ship and raised a bullhorn. I could not believe my eyes, I was thinking maybe someone slipped a little icewine into my ginger root tea, but no there really was a pixie with a bullhorn standing on an airship.
She yelled into the bullhorn, "HEY GUARDIANS!" then let her sign roll out over the side. It said:
"Dear Crimson Guardians, Now that i have your full and undevided
atention this is my formal application to join your wounderfull
family. I honestly do not wish you any harm to you (unless this
application is denyed). Sorry for all the slander but i felt you hide
to much and i wanted things done NOW! As a Guardian i will serve and
protect all those whom aren't trying to do ebil things. You have to
admit its time for a change within the Guardians and i am sutch a
change. I can bring wounderfull things into the family if assepted or
pure chaos if not at least a mild headaick if i am declind. I await
your answer. "
I blinked in amazement and made my way back to the hall to talk with the family...