October 14, 2004
The Art of Clothing Sabotage
It takes a truly skilled feline to devise a means to sabotage every article of a slaves dress clothing with the castoff bits of fur of one's coat. I cannot begin to bemuse upon the hour of enjoyment I spent listening to Rod's litany of curses as he attempted to use a cylindrical devise with sticky tape to clean his dress black pants of my wondrous hairs.
He kept looking at me, saying it was my fault. Of course it's my fault you twit! I planned the whole damn-ed thing from the start. Do you really think I spend eighteen hours a day sleeping? All that time with my eyes closed is merely a means of blueprinting my latest scheme to make the humans' lives that much more difficult.
How did I do it, you may ask. Well, it goes something like this.
Drawer gets left somewhat ajar.
Cat capitalizes upon base laziness of slave to exact punishment.
It's just that simple. Said same policy is equally effective when the closet door is left ajar. The frugal cat never leaves an opportunity to exact revenge unexacted.
Posted by Sierra at October 14, 2004 05:50 AMPosted to Feline Graces