Siamese Sensibilities

Bed Claiming 101

I am scratching these words out for the benefit of the feline hierarchy that reads them.

ALWAYS LAY CLAIM TO THE BED PLATFORM IN YOUR DOMICILE. Make it clear to the humans in your service that the expanse of the bed is yours and yours alone.

Every night, the slave sleeps in the bed item. Every night I get up out of the rocker, and start standing on him to manipulate him til he move to the farthest edge of the bed. THEN, when I get him to lay on his side, I make sure I crowd him even farther on the end, by cramming my body against the small of his back or the inside of his knees, and pushing til he moves over to perch like those damned birds I always see taunting me out the windows.

THUSLY, I ensure that the entirety of the bed is mine and mine alone. The slave makes feable attempts to boot me over during the night, but I always persevere, crowding his ignorant arse, RIGHT back to the edge of the bed again. He is such a whiner too, I swear I've made him cry a few times about it.

As you can see, it doesn't matter how big the bed is. TAKE WHAT'S YOURS, FELINES OF THE WORLD UNITE!

Posted by Sierra at November 2, 2004 04:39 PM
Posted to Feline Graces