I was able to force my way into the spare bedroom and assault the queen b*tch cat today. I can't fully explain just how much a I cannot stand her. She spits, spews and makes herself all around a complete arse to felinedom. At least I don't have to look at her sorry butt every day.
I have devised an exceptional means to gain entrance into any closed door. By pressing my head right into the crease of the door and pushing as hard as I can, I can get in anywhere with little effort. It's pretty funny, actually, considering the fact that Salem is unable to do this trick herself. SHE wastes her time pawing at the carpet to 'magically' open the door (psyche, not too smart that one) and ends up wearing a big hole in the carpet and getting nowhere near to opening the door. Simpleton. USE YOUR HEAD!
Posted by Sierra at November 4, 2004 04:49 AM