A couple of months ago, the slave brought home an odd toy to appease my ire for his countless offenses against my feline person. Naturally I completely snubbed the lame attempt to court my good graces and ignored said object like it was infested with the plague.
Its some plastic wand connected to a string and on the end is a rabbit foot with a bell and ribbon tassels. Obviously it is intended to elicit some kittenish cuteness... with the batting, and the leaping, and the rolling about. Frankly, I have better things to do.
Besides, I find the whole bell thing offensive, I demanded the human remove the thing from the device immediately. The slave has tried for months to get me to play with this thing, and to no avail.
Tonight, I felt strangely compelled and dragged said toy out into the middle of the main family area and played with it right in front of the humans, just to gall them to no end. Why? BECAUSE I WANTED TO.
Posted by Sierra at November 11, 2004 06:02 AM