Things certainly have changed since the other feline has disappeared. I made an all inclusive search of the domicile from top to bottom to ascertain if the old hag was in seclusion somewhere and came up with nothing, so I'm pretty sure she made her escape. The humans have been all moody and pouty since she left, so naturally they have turned their attentions to me and the two canines.
Originally, I was the only one allowed loose in the house after Salem began her ritual of defiling the carpet. Some human with a hulking machine that spewed smelly vapor, came in and made the house all wet. That's when the dogs were confined to the chilly tiled areas and the out of doors (how come the canines get to go outside and I don't, I wanna know!). Well, with the disappearance of the self-annointed queen feline, the dogs are loose in the house again.
I no longer have a pick of two litter boxes to use, anymore, the other one is gone. I have no doubt Salem took it with her... I mean, how can you survive without your favourite litterbox. I've been stuck using this electronic monstrosity that rakes the pan after I use it. I have to admit that I run in there to watch it clean itself after usage, it is quite entrancing in a disturbing sense. I mean, why would a machine eat dookie. Bleck.
I've been bored. I've had to focus all of my energy into punishing Devo. He's not holding up well. He runs like a pup whenever he sees me. I still hunt him down and whap him. He like's it. I know he does.
Posted by Sierra at November 27, 2004 05:28 PM