December 03, 2004
Christmas Indignities
The indignities do not stop. I should have known when the humans came back and began conniving together in giggles and laughs. DAMN my feline curiosity! I was engrossed as they pulled item after item out and dressed up the insipid canines.
First, the big brute got it, and can you believe it, the fool dog couldn't even conceive that she was being made fun of. She actually smiled!
Next, they picked on the old man, putting piece after piece on my poor beast of burden. Don't they know that the elderly deserve respect!
I knew, in the back of my mind, that I was probably next, but I was engrossed by the sheer ludicrous nature of the dogs to keep watching. I even tried to run when I caught the eye of the slave, but he caught me and did the unspeakable!
I plot sweet revenge, you can see it in my eyes.
Posted by Sierra at December 3, 2004 01:26 AMPosted to Furballs