The slave has installed his new desk in the room, which absolutely drew my curious nature right over to investigate and stake claim to the sundry pieces as my own. There is now a bookshelf attached to his computer desk, upon which I now perch my everloving self upon to look down upon my beleugered slave as he pecks away at his computer.
He has been screaming at me daily about chewing upon the wires under the desk. I have seen him under there, and if he bothered to look close enough, he would notice I am not actually CHEWING into the plastic or anything, just mouthing it for the sake of getting him riled up. He has no humor, forcing me to sit through an inane showing of National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation where some tard of a persian bit through the christmas lights.
Well, we all know how stupid persians are. No finesse. Uppity, snooty, rich cats! As if I compare in any way, shape, or manner, puhlease.
Posted by Sierra at January 25, 2005 07:07 PM