Profound Secrets of the Nine
We, the feline race, hold these truths and secrets to be most sacred. We laugh in the face of humanity as they seek to unravel these mysteries.
How do furballs always manage to be placed in just the right place to facilitate being stepped upon by unwary passage.
How can the feline body be contorted in just the right manner to ensure that the entirety of a bed or a chair is taken up by said form, even if shared with a human.
Why must chairs, stairs, and other structures of issue be scratched upon with clawless paws.
Why must the feline body be placed in just such the manner as to cause the human to fall down or up stairs.
Why do the wee hours of the night call for the symphony of caterwauling in C minor.
Just how much fur can come off on the shedding comb without going bald and yet still having enough to form the furballs mentioned previously.
Why are store bought toys ignored, yet pieces of paper rescued from the trash are played with til exhaustion ensues.
Why is the water in the cat dish ignored, yet the human's drink in a glass is fair game.
How can the queen of the roost be so dominant in the house, but become an absolute fraidy-cat out-of-doors.
These truths and more, never to be revealed to the likes of non-felinedom.
Posted by Sierra at April 27, 2005 06:46 PM
Posted to Feline Graces