The human slave had a hard day today. It seems the blonde behemoth canine, Molly, escaped from its feigned servitude to one of the humans and sought refuge in the wilds of the town. I am uncertain if the beast was seeking some unknown canine underground to smuggle her to the safety or if she was trying to elope with some dastardly feral dog, either way, she ran for it.
All the humans went nuts, some got into the wheeled carriage, another grabbed a two wheeled/pedalled contraption, whilst another ran after the beast. I truly do not understand what all of the hubbub was about, I mean if they had stopped to think they would realize that the fool dog would return when it got hungry. It's not like it could survive on its own or anything.
Anyway, the humans were out for a good hour chasing down the hound. Unfortunately they caught the silly beast. I doubt she will be allowed loose of her bindings from this point on, but you never know how trusting these fool humans will be when you lay on the wide-eyed innocent look, waiting for them to turn their back on you.
Posted by Sierra at August 7, 2005 06:28 AM