The sanctity of the domicile has been violated by humans wandering about the wild out of doors with implements in their crude claw-less paws. All day long they attacked the house with their clubs, succeeding in removing all of the clear viewing panels and putting new ones in their place, which seems highly dubious and an illogical course of action to me when they spent so long getting the originals out. I mean, were they trying to break in, change their mind and now just trying to seal us in, or what.
Some form of liquid was spread into the cracks of the panels that smelled all funky. I anticipate that they will be flinging feces at the glass like the primates in the zoo next. I am highly disturbed by all this activity.
The human slave decided to lock me in the bedroom downstairs, but I howled and threw an absolute fit until I was released. I swear I am going to charge him with False Imprisonment one of these times. I don't know if he thought I was going to bolt out an open hole and get into the wilds or what, but I have absolutely no intention of going near the rough humans circling outside. They look like they prey on anything that moves.
The domicile is full of vapors now. The canines both are acting loopy, it's highly undignified.
Why do I suddenly have the munchies.
Posted by Sierra at August 10, 2005 05:00 AM