It is time to stop the lieing. I know I am hurting my slaves with my concealment of the truth.
I am an addict. My addiction, those silky smooth strands of webbing that all those many legged bugs leave for me all over the house. I just cannot get enough of that gooey, sticky texture in my mouth, its just like that human gum thing. Sometimes you even get the bonus of a bug flavor from something caught in the web, that's always a special treat.
I must shamefully admit that I have special stashes of webbing all over the house. Hidden in certain corners; in the grate of the refrigerator; under the lip of the kitchen cabinets; around the heating furnace or water heater... all those places where the human slaves rarely see, but I can always get my fix when I really really need it.
I grudgingly admit to the afteraffects of said addiction. You can only eat so many spiderwebs before your stomach revolts. I have long blamed the other cat or dogs for the sudden regurgative evidence left about. Little did they suspect it was me, now I admit to it.
I just wish I knew how to stop. I wish I wanted to stop. Damn that slave with the broom cleaning the corners!
Posted by Sierra at August 24, 2005 03:14 PM