August 28, 2005

Bounty on Rats

Living on this farm is most eventful. There is never any lack of energy or plotting going on, with the two small humans running about. I do my best to keep an eye upon them, protecting them from the unseen horde of creatures that consistantly attempt to invade the domicile, especially at night.

I find myself most often having to protect the bathroom, where rats have chewed through the lower part of the wall. I have killed several, but refuse to eat the vile things, for they taste quite bad. The humans seem most pleased by my protectiveness, as they reward me well in a bounty of toys and food whenever I destroy one of the vermin.

If only I could get to the squirrels that continuously race across the rafters in the attic. I keep staring at the ceiling attempting to feret out a means to get up there, but still to no avail.

Posted by Mai Tai at August 28, 2005 01:46 AM
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Oh, Oh, I don't like to eat them either!! KIll them yes but eat them? HA!

Posted by: Oreo at September 21, 2005 01:02 PM