Tzoli's Red Leather Journal

#150... Special Cookies

Well, that last entry marked number 150. It's true. So, as a special treat, I shall post a chinese portrait for Tzoli.

here are the questions (Yes Cernunnos, I stole most these from you. Ha!). So, if you don't want to know too much about Tzoli, don't read on.

If I were a natural phenomenon, I would be...
If I were a material, I would be...
If I were an animal, I would be...
If I were a plant, I would be...
If I were a colour, I would be...
If I were a food, I would be...
If I were a mortal activity, I would be...
If I were a weapon, I would be...
If I were a tool, I would be...
If I were an object, I would be...
If I were an emotion, I would be...

If I were a natural phenomenon, I would be...
...a flood.
(I am like water, taking the path of least resistance unless sprovoked, then I force my way through anything.)

If I were a material, I would be...
...fool's gold.
(I am shiny on the outside, but basically worthless.)

If I were an animal, I would be...
...a turkey.
(I am stupid and brainless and otherwise harmless, but fight like hell when someone hurts me and mine.)

If I were a plant, I would be...
...a weed.
(Annoying, ugly, and bloody hard to get rid of.)

If I were a colour, I would be...
...Royal Blue.
(This color promotes happiness, laughter and joy. It will open you to the lighter, more jovial side of yourself.)

If I were a food, I would be...
...blackberry jam.
(I am tasty and good on toast, but not something you'd eat by itself.)

If I were a mortal activity, I would be...
...juggling.
(Entertaining, good for a laugh, but as a whole, the same thing over and over again.)

If I were a weapon, I would be...
...a hammer.
(Tzoli the Walking Hammer-- I crush your skull, rawr. My second choice would be a boot and if you don't think a boot is a weapon, just wait until I kick your arse with mine and then tell me it's not a weapon.)

If I were a tool, I would be...
...a ladder.
(I am useful for getting things from the top cupboard.)

If I were an object, I would be...
...a glass door.
(I am completely transparant, but still an obstacle unless you realize you can just turn the doorknob.)

If I were an emotion, I would be...
...confusion and rage.
(Smile and nod. Smile and nod. Do not lose your temper.)

Posted by Tzoli at May 9, 2005 09:11 AM